(All day long, I am thinking of ironic mini-stories. Here’s one.)
The cell phone distracts the teacher.
The teacher neglects the students.
The students pass the note.
The note announces the party.
The party swells the house.
The house reeks of alcohol.
The alcohol dizzies the student.
The student drives the car.
The car speeds toward the intersection.
The intersection looms ahead of the teacher.
The teacher reaches for the cell phone.
The cell phone distracts the teacher.